- Daisy my dog - if I leave I'm leaving her with Garth - splitting them up would be too reminiscent of the opening to the Colour Purple, lots of weeping and wailing and Garth doing weird solo hand clapping routines!
- Every May as Cold rolls in with his best mates Rain and Overcast, I ask myself why is it I live in Sydney, after all I hate Prawns and have never got off on getting sand in the crack of my arse while risking the perils of the shark infested waters of Bondi. Of course, by October when Summer looms I fall in love with Sydney all over again. The Summer here is glorious and lasts for six months of the year (well to an Englishman anyway).
- Emma. What more can I say. My sister has helped me through some of the most traumatic times of my life and is my spiritual rock. Leaving her behind will be like losing a limb. She's my life support system and it's been way too good just knowing she's around the corner.
- Err, Asia. I'm sure that if I stayed in Australia it would be a fabulous hub to visit lots of Asian cities I've yet to explore. After all haven't I always said I wanted to tour Asia? No. I haven't. This fourth reason sucks. As wo0uld the fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, etc. So I'm going to stop.
Clearly with only four reasons and even with three of them major drawcards, there's still no competiton. Ashby is out of here, but where to..?
and wot about the fact that your mother is coming out to stay...or is that another reason to leave!!!!
ReplyDeleteAre you asking for suggestions, or do you have something in mind?
ReplyDeleteyou lady, are too funny! As such a powerful force in my life I try and leave my Mother out of my relocation decisions otherwise I would never have let Nottingham *halo beams*
ReplyDeleteMatt Ashby, I have several questions for you. 1/ are you growing your fro back again? 2/ why have you still got the facial furniture 3/ have you seen an english weather report lately - it is not scortching, it has been pissing down for 3 months! 4/ have you still got my photo on your fridge? 5/ did you know ali and nikki are getting married - another lezzer wedding!!
ReplyDeleteLove to your mum and Emma.
Love you loads, call me soon. Radish.xxx
ps I have a bf who will make you come in your pants.
'weird solo hand clapping routines!' - I know them well...in my current hormonal state, there's lots of questionable behaviour like that. The staff at London Bridge station don't react too kindly to it but what do they now ay?
ReplyDeleteNow then, you know what I think about Upside Down Land... but I do think you've missed one point off your list of reasons to stay:
5. You can feel more intelligent than every one else!
cheeky mare.... Anyway, we must speak - let's try tonight.
Mwah x